The British Boycott of Israeli Universities – Not Working

The British Boycott of Israeli Universities – Not Working

The British Boycott of Israeli Universities has been in force now for several weeks. In that time a terror plot by Islamic Fundamentalists in England has failed, and the Moslems involved in the plot have been arrested.

However, the boycott of Israeli Universities is not having the desired effect of making the United Kingdom more secure.

Therefore, in the hope that shameless pandering will convince the Islamic Fundamentalist community that the British have no spine, a boycott of Jewish Religious Schools in America will be instituted. And, in addition to small bottles of shampoo less than three ounces in size, Jewish religious books of all sizes will be banned on commercial flights originating in Israel or America.

If this doesn’t work, Jewish Folk-Singers will be banned from the British Isles.

Neville Chamberlain would be proud.

I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby v. Paris Hilton

If you need a scorecard to tell them apart, here are the top 10 differences between I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby and Paris Hilton.

10. Hilton is a cute blond girl. Libby is a middle aged blond man only his mother thinks is cute.

9. “Scooter” Libby is named after a toy. Paris Hilton is named after a city.

8. Hilton, a socialite, is convicted of drunk driving and driving without a license. Libby, a lawyer, is convicted of obstruction of justice and perjury.

7. Everyone knows Hilton's first name. No one knows Libby's first name. This is because the Vice President recently had it classified "top secret."

6. An ex-boyfriend posted videos on the internet of Hilton having sex. Libby posted the name of a CIA Agent he screwed, but they did not have sex.

5. Hilton served a few days of her sentence and says she is sorry for what she did. Libby didn't serve any time and is sorry he got caught.

4. Libby is an unemployed ‘Chief of Staff’ whos former boss once shot a friend in the face. Hilton employs a ‘Chief of Staff’ but never shot any of her friends in the face.

3. Hilton’s actions – driving while intoxicated – jeopardized the lives of people in Southern California. Libby’s actions – identifying CIA agents and creating “evidence” to wage a war – endanger the national security of the United States.

2. Hilton is like the Princess Jasmine character from Disney’s 1992 animated feature, “Alladin.” Libby is like Iago, the parrot belonging to Jafar, the evil Grand Vizier.

1. Due to his conviction for Perjury and Obstruction of Justice, Unless pardoned, Libby will be prohibited from practicing law in the United States. Even tho convicted of drunk driving, Hilton can still become President of the United States.