Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Sloganistas for the Republicanistas

What the Fuck?
I'm With Chuck!

Vote for Huck!
Mike Huckabee!

RUDY!
Because only a tough Cross-Dresser Can Put Osama in the Cross-Hairs!
And it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken!

What's more American than a Mormon?
A Liberal Morman From Massachusetts!
Vote for Mitt Romney
After all, Nixon Loved Donny and Marie (Osmond)

He Missed Woodstock in the '60's
And missed the White House in 2000
So Vote for McCain
He'll feel better.

Fred Thompson.
Because Teri is just as pretty as Elizabeth Kucinich and she's American!
And Fred hates New York!

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