H. Republicanista on the Endangered Species List

Of the 33 Representatives in Congress who have announced their retirement, 28 are Republican, 5 are Democrat. This bodes ill for the GOP but well for America. As an environmentalist, I am generally committed to saving endangered species. However, if the endangered species is H. republicanista, I will not shed crocodile tears. H republicanista is related to and can mate with H. sapiens, leading some to believe they both are the same species, but H. republicanista is characterized by drug addiction, rage, sex with children, parroting "talking points" rather than "thinking" and argument by ad hominem and other illogical attacks rather than rational rebuttal and counterargument.