Ten Ways to Become Rich and Powerful, by George W. Bush

Ten Ways to be rich, powerful, and successful: It's not hard; I did it. by George W Bush.

1. Have a daddy who's President. It's not hard. I did it.

2. Have a grand-daddy who's a Senator and a banker with a big New York City Investment Bank. It's not hard. I did it.

3. Go to Yale University. It's not hard. I did it.

4. Go to Harvard Law School. It's not hard. I did it.

5. Join the National Guard, Learn to fly jet fighters. Then skip town to work on political campaigns and have your daddy erase the records. It's not hard. I did it.

6. Go into the oil business. It's not hard. I did it.

7. Buy a baseball team. It's not hard. I did it.

8. Become Governor of a state. It's not hard. I did it.

9. Become President of the United States. It's not hard. I did it.

10. Start a war. It's not hard. I did it.

Yep, these is 10 ways to become rich, powerful. They're not hard. I did it. Fact, I did all 10.