New Jersey's Gangster Rabbis

New Jersey's Gangster Rabbis - Next to Jack Abramoff they look like Boy Scouts.

The Gangster Rabbis allegedly stole money. One allegedly offered to broker the sale of a kidney. And they allegedly bought and sold hack politicians like shmatas. Big deal. They don't come close to Bernie Madoff, and he wears normal clothes. Eats lobster. Summers on the Hamptons. That is, he used to.

But Abramoff, he was one of the biggest, baddest Jew-hoods pretending to be a mensch. He's like Arnold Rothstein - fixed the World Series, Meyer Lansky - hit his "friend" Bugsy. While Abramoff was only a low level hack in the organization, he helped steal THE COUNTRY, nu, they suborned the Department of Justice - the whole Executive Branch - and much of the Legislative Branch.

But the good news about Abramoff's Gang is it seems to be those guys are as farklempt as they are meshugah. Sure they still dally with men and women to whom they are not married. Sure they have that shicksa from Alaska, who really only likes one Jew.

Ciao, Shalom, Peace,

Glossary
Farklempt - pron. "far-klempt", fucked up.
Meshugah - pron. "meh - shu - gah" crazy and stupid. Or stupid and crazy. Or Republican.
Nu - pron. "new" - in this context - well, nu, we discussed that yesterday.
Shiksa - pron "shick-sah", non-Jewish woman.
Shmatas - pron "shmah-tahz" - rags, clothes, washed up hack politicians.