Round 1 - Papa.
Mitt - His father, George Romney ran AMC, then ran for President & lost.
W - His father George H. W. Bush ran the CIA, then ran for President & won.
Round 1 goes to W
Score: Mitt: 0: W: 1
Round 2 - early adult life.
Mitt - spent a few years in his 20's in France prosetizying for the LDS.
W - spent a few years blowing coke then turned away from present day sinners
Round 2 goes to Mitt
Wait - didn't Mitt strap his dog to the roof of his car for a trip from Boston to Montreal or Toronto or somewhere in Canada? Didn't the dog subsequently run away?
Round 2 - Mitt disqualified, loses half-a-point
Score: Mitt: -0.5: W: 1
Round 3 - Graduate School
Mitt - Harvard MBA & Harvard Law
W - Harvard MBA
Round 3 goes to Mitt
Score after 3 rounds: Mitt 0.5, W 1.0
Round 4 - Professional Experience
Mitt - Bain Capital made a fortune downsizing failing businesses
W - Oil company and Texas Rangers - Made a fortune in failing businesses
Round 4 - a tie.
Score after 4 rounds: Mitt 1.5: W: 2.0
Mitt - except for his lovely wife, people don't like him. Seems unlikely to be elected President
W - able to git enough people to vote fer him that, despite losing popular vote by 543,895 votes (50,999,897 to 50,456,002) won that crucial vote in the Supreme Court.
Round 5 we hope Round 5 goes to the American People
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