African American and Hispanic Women turning to Romney, Thompson, and maybe Giuliani.

Washington, D. C. Mitt Romney is the favorite among African American and Hispanic women voters here in Washington and throughout the country, according to a poll released by 'Friends of Mitt Romney, 2008.'

The poll was conducted by former Congressman and Professor Newt Gingrich, currently consulting to the Romney Campaign. In response, the Thompson Campaign hired Mr. Gingrich to release a statement saying the same thing, but substitute the name "Fred Thompson" for the name "Mitt Romney."

Gingrich said, "Our research indicates that African American and Hispanic women are increasingly astute and sophisticated. They will not vote for Hillary Clinton, just because she's a woman, or Barak Obama, just because he's an African-American, or even John Edwards, just because like Clinton and Obama, he cares about women and children."

"And I am waiting to hear back from the Giuliani campaign," Gingrich said. "I was Talking to Rudy, but he put me on hold to talk to his wife," he explained. "A concession to Sept 11," Gingrich added, quickly.

The women surveyed favor Romney, or Thompson, and possibly Giuliani, because they believe that the best way to lead America is by eliminating the capital gains tax and other progressive taxes that effect the wealthiest Americans, and to send disadvantaged children to the Middle East to fight for oil, or to fight some other wars in other parts of the world.

The survey polled Condoleeza Rice and her maid, Juanita. The results are considered reliable. Responding to criticisms that the sample size was too small and the survey is not scientific, Gingrich, said "Look, we are moving to the future. we don't need science. Science is so 20th Century."