Putin: In my country we tolerate homosexuals. We don’t like them, but we don’t kill them. They have their uses.
Achmadinejad: I know. I had good times in
Putin: Mahmoud, my friend, why don’t you send some men to Hisbollah, men with guns.
Achmadinejad: I can send them more men to Hizbollah. Men with guns and bombs. We call them “Scholars.”
Putin: Good. By the way. Did anyone ever tell you you look like Ringo Starr, that decadent man from the ‘Beatles’?
Achmadinejad: The Ringo Starr? Do you really think so? I have dreamed of playing the drum.
Putin: Then meet me in my bath, after I finish bombing Chechnia. We will play the drum together.
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