Rudy Guiliani: "I have nothing to say, dear voter, that you will want to hear, so I will tell my wife I love her." And you can listen. Where will his next private moment in public occur? John Kennedy did Marilyn. Bobby Kennedy did Marilyn. Rudy does Marilyn, but in a different context. Will he be do Marilyn for Halloween? Is he running for Commander-in-Chief or Transvestite-in-Chief? Will he look as good on an aircraft carrier proclaiming 'Mission Accomplished' as he does in a blond wig nuzzleing Donald Trump?
Fred Thompson, on abortion: "I lobbied for it before I campaigned against it."
Poor McCain all he can do is insult kids who ask reasonable, if impolite, questions, and then promise to send them to Iraq.
Ron Paul - is he still running? He gets less press than Huckabee.
What about the Dems? Did Jesse Jackson really say Obama was acting too white? Will he say Hillary is acting too Girly? Or not girly enough? What about Romney? Can a white guy act too white? Oh wait - Romney is a Republican. But when he campaigned for Senate against Kennedy he campaigned as a Liberal. Is he running for Commander-in-Chief or Panderer-in-Chief?
And how about that Achmadenejihad? "We don't have homosexuals in Iran like you have in New York." Of course not. We have good old American homosexuals in New York. They speak English. You have Persian homosexuals in Iran. They don't speak English. They speak Farsi.
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